What movies have not aged well?
11.06.2025 12:45

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Goldfinger
-”She is very sexyful!”
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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Dr No
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
The Man with the Golden Gun
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Why is my older sister so mean to me as if I was her enemy?
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-”Ah so!”
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
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From Russia With Love
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
A View to a Kill
Why don’t the little sugar breeches gun owners understand that life isn’t all sunshine and rainbows?
You Only Live Twice
-J W Pepper
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Live and Let Die
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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Moonraker
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Octopussy